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Jeesaus auttaa, kun parasiitti tulee.
Julman valtakunnan asiat hoidetaan yhdessä.
If I haven't seen further, it is by standing in the footprints of giants
He who lives in a glass house should not invite in he who
is without sin
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't
Longhorn error #4711: TCPA / NGSCB VIOLATION: Microsoft optical mouse
detected penguin patterns on mousepad. Partition scan in progress
to remove offending incompatible products. Reactivate your MS software.
"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."
- Rich Kulawiec
"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my
telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my
- Bjarne Stroustrup (originator of C++) [quoted at the 2003 International Conference on Intelligent User Interfaces]
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim ... ooooohhh, donut!
..."for whom the bell tolls" becomes "such that the bell
tolls for him." (W.V.O. Quine)
"I never really understood how there could be things that would drive
you insane just because you knew them until I ran into Windows."
--- Peter da Silva
"If you plan to enter text which our system might consider to be
obscene, check here to certify that you are old enough to hear the
resulting output." -- Bell Labs text-to-speech interactive Web page