Fun signatures from Usenet

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So, here's the collection:

Jeesaus auttaa, kun parasiitti tulee.
Julman valtakunnan asiat hoidetaan yhdessä.
- finet.toiminta.effi

If I haven't seen further, it is by standing in the footprints of giants
- comp.lang.c

He who lives in a glass house should not invite in he who is without sin
- sfnet.atk.linux

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
- sfnet.harrastus.elokuvat

What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't you understand?
- muc.lists.freebsd.hackers

Longhorn error #4711: TCPA / NGSCB VIOLATION: Microsoft optical mouse detected penguin patterns on mousepad. Partition scan in progress to remove offending incompatible products. Reactivate your MS software.
- comp.os.linux.security

"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature."
- Rich Kulawiec
- sfnet.atk.linux

"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."
- Bjarne Stroustrup (originator of C++) [quoted at the 2003 International Conference on Intelligent User Interfaces]
- rec.games.frp.dnd

I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim ... ooooohhh, donut!
- oy.yllapito

..."for whom the bell tolls" becomes "such that the bell tolls for him." (W.V.O. Quine)
- sfnet.atk.tex

"I never really understood how there could be things that would drive you insane just because you knew them until I ran into Windows." --- Peter da Silva
- comp.os.cpm

"If you plan to enter text which our system might consider to be obscene, check here to certify that you are old enough to hear the resulting output." -- Bell Labs text-to-speech interactive Web page
- comp.lang.lisp